just coming in for a snack

just coming in for a snack

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

The scent of love

The scent of love

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

please send help

please send help

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

Hoo-rah!

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

The cheeps