Promises are meant to be broken.

Promises are meant to be broken.

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

she needed a paw patrol break

she needed a paw patrol break

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

let freedom ring

let freedom ring

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

if only they could have predicted the future

if only they could have predicted the future

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

food has always been art

food has always been art

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?