modern engineering has reached new heights
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I volunteer my guitar as tribute!
No one will notice….
$10 Uber ride > $3K for an ambulance
Shaq always knows when the camera’s rolling
He was sorry…
My heart isn’t picky.
Your average bitcoin millionaire.
Dear Santa, Wanted To Give You Heads Up… <3 Joey
iPhone X making a point…
Anne Frank’s father Otto revisiting the attic where they hid from the Nazis.
He puts up with me.
This might be my favorite black tweet.
Koi fish shaped sushi
Would you open it?
The basement’s a mess too
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what kind of bird are you?
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The counterweight seems light compared to the size of his balls
Don’t have much to give during the holidays, but I hope this helps
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Dawwwwwwww. Meet pancake!
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