modern fashion

Snail teeth

Work smarter not harder.

Drink more water.

Maine Coon papa’s

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Please do not actually kill people.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

When your mom calls you pretty.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

What year is it?!

He’s not wrong

You don’t want this, girl.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.