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Lies!
Lies!
Two birds, one stone.
Two birds, one stone.
Do want.
Do want.
You gonna eat that chair?
You gonna eat that chair?
You’re not my real mom!
You’re not my real mom!
Hipster Voldy.
Hipster Voldy.
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Back off.
Back off.
Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle.
Words.
Words.
Watercooler.
Watercooler.
Opened a pack of gum in class…
Opened a pack of gum in class…
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Tea-rex.
Tea-rex.
Severus Franklin.
Severus Franklin.
our+sincere+aology
our sincere aology
cat+pranks+hooman
cat pranks hooman
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
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Ireland+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
caught+bread-handed
caught bread-handed
deliveries+expected+monthly
deliveries expected monthly
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor