Joan Crawford’s rules for throwing a party still hold up today

Joan Crawford's rules for throwing a party still hold up today

A horse is a horse, of course; Of course.

A horse is a horse, of course; Of course.

The thing about daddy issues…

The thing about daddy issues…

Take care of each other.

Take care of each other.

If Michael Scott worked at Planned Parenthood…

If Michael Scott worked at Planned Parenthood…

Circa 16th century Baltic Germans were fashionistas.

Circa 16th century Baltic Germans were fashionistas.

Quarantine in Kenya seems pretty cool.

Quarantine in Kenya seems pretty cool.

Al Bean is going to need more meat balls. Over.

Al Bean is going to need more meat balls. Over.

A mother protec.

A mother protec.

Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.

Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.

Obviously not donating enough to the Wikipedia foundation… also.

Obviously not donating enough to the Wikipedia foundation… also.

Canine cartography is a learned art.

Canine cartography is a learned art.

Gertrude Abercrombie, Three Cats (a reproduction)

Gertrude Abercrombie, Three Cats (a reproduction)

It’s a pickled cucumber. Heh.

It’s a pickled cucumber. Heh.

Intelligence is as intelligence does.

Intelligence is as intelligence does.

Apparently you can use your stimulus check for a new pet.

Apparently you can use your stimulus check for a new pet.