A rooster wrote this.

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

books are priceless treasures

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

peekaboo for adults

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

he can’t hear you!

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

did you know e.t. had a last name?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face