A rooster wrote this.

A rooster wrote this.

only true trekkies will understand

only true trekkies will understand

world’s roundest bird

world’s roundest bird

beer is just bread water

beer is just bread water

remember to lock these items up when camping

remember to lock these items up when camping

caught in-between two worlds

caught in-between two worlds

challenge accepted

challenge accepted

enough seats for all my friends

enough seats for all my friends

‘lil man is obsessed!

‘lil man is obsessed!

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

adding “zip line into godzilla’s mouth” to my bucket list

adaptation is key for survival

adaptation is key for survival

these aren’t romantic candles

these aren’t romantic candles

the vegans have launched their first attack

the vegans have launched their first attack

would your tattoos save you?

would your tattoos save you?

they’re both yellow

they’re both yellow

the bullet stays in

the bullet stays in