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Unhinged biology…

Unhinged biology...
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
a new challenger approaches
a new challenger approaches
that’s something a ghost would say
that’s something a ghost would say
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
its all in how you market it
its all in how you market it
task failed successfully
task failed successfully
after a day of clowning around
after a day of clowning around
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
they don’t make them like they used to
they don’t make them like they used to
just one more episode…
just one more episode…
the true root of the issue
the true root of the issue
get into the nitty gritty
get into the nitty gritty
Louis+Vuitton+ballistic+vest+for+when+you+need+to+storm+the+beach+with+style.
Louis Vuitton ballistic vest for when you need to storm the beach with style.
540+cans+of+beer+in+the+boot%26%238230%3B+540+cans+of+beer%26%238230%3B
540 cans of beer in the boot… 540 cans of beer…
There+are+kings%2C+and+there+are+pawns.
There are kings, and there are pawns.
I+want+to+beliebe.
I want to beliebe.
Join the conversation
Deputy+Gage+is+about+finished+with+his+report%26%238230%3B
Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…
RIP+In+Peace%2C+entire+species.
RIP In Peace, entire species.
Took+me+way+too+long+to+spot+the+bathrooms+at+Rocky+Mountain+National+Park%26%238230%3B
Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…
I+choose+you%26%238230%3B
I choose you…
You+have+no+right+to+call+yourself+a+father.
You have no right to call yourself a father.
Props+to+Gymshark+for+using+an+amputee+as+a+product+model
Props to Gymshark for using an amputee as a product model
I+heard+whales+love+Mars+bars%2C+actually.
I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.
Cop+bad%2C+criminal+good.
Cop bad, criminal good.