Hide yo cash.

not all birds should be allowed to sing at 5 am, that’s all i’m saying

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

dog with a child allergy

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

some people have no reason to fear being hacked and are proud of it

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors

the 40 year old padawan

he was named pants because he always wore pants

bruce lee and self expression

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

Looking back on it, Johnny Bravo may not have been aimed at kids