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monstrous media literacy

This is my resume now…
This is my resume now…
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
Bacon is the Duct tape of food.
You’re not especially lazy…
You’re not especially lazy…
A girl and a giraffe.
A girl and a giraffe.
Daddy, I want a pony!
Daddy, I want a pony!
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
Sorry to interrupt you, tiny human.
The forgotten victim.
The forgotten victim.
Everything you need to know about the bow-tie.
Everything you need to know about the bow-tie.
Those eyes…
Those eyes…
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Literally too stupid to insult.
Literally too stupid to insult.
A sweater for a real man.
A sweater for a real man.
High caliber bacon.
High caliber bacon.
The saddest cat in the world.
The saddest cat in the world.
Cake of Thrones.
Cake of Thrones.
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
Join the conversation
Worth+it+%26%238211%3B+every+grammar+nazi+everywhere.
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
The+footprints+of+dinosaurs%2C+circa+240+million+years+ago+in+southern+CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
Oil+on+linen%2C+allegedly.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?