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Come on and slam

Come on and slam
broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
love language? citrus surgery
love language? citrus surgery
fast? no. furious? absolutely
fast? no. furious? absolutely
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
if love had a BMI, it’s this
if love had a BMI, it’s this
tweet me never, feather friend
tweet me never, feather friend
one “remember when?” away from chaos
one “remember when?” away from chaos
Roaring through the glass ceiling
Roaring through the glass ceiling
fooled me and healed my soul
fooled me and healed my soul
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
brain: “that info looked optional”
brain: “that info looked optional”
How+long+has+it+been+since+your+last+date%3F
How long has it been since your last date?
Russians+don%26%238217%3Bt+say+I+love+you.
Russians don’t say I love you.
Did+you+just+lick+my+hair%3F
Did you just lick my hair?
Going+to+the+gym+for+one+day.
Going to the gym for one day.
Join the conversation
Honesty+is+key+when+speaking+with+the+TSA.
Honesty is key when speaking with the TSA.
Smaug%26%238217%3Bs+daily+affirmations.
Smaug’s daily affirmations.
Birds+do+this+to+simulate+rain.+The+sound+of+rain+makes+worms+to+come+out+of+the+ground
Birds do this to simulate rain. The sound of rain makes worms to come out of the ground
Don%26%238217%3Bt+Hug+Me+I%26%238217%3Bm+Scared+2+%26%238211%3B+TIME
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 2 – TIME
Tension.
Tension.
Such+a+fluffy+pillow
Such a fluffy pillow
Shooting+Harry+Potter+and+The+King%26%238217%3Bs+Speech.
Shooting Harry Potter and The King’s Speech.
Oh+Dwight.
Oh Dwight.