morale +20

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

do you even lift, nerd girl?

do you even lift, nerd girl?

just passing through

just passing through

when a problem comes around, you must —

when a problem comes around, you must —

baby faced swamp witch

baby faced swamp witch

all of this is factual

all of this is factual

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

the gym can’t fix ugly

the gym can’t fix ugly

the first day of school every year

the first day of school every year

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—