you know it’s bad when even the cat looks guilty

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

the coolest dog at the bar

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

goblins don’t watch netflix

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

qr codes will never run out