moving goalposts

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Natural defense

Natural defense

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.

The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.

31 years has a price, apparently.

31 years has a price, apparently.

Good cop bad cop.

Good cop bad cop.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

Got my girlfriend a new book.

When ball is life

When ball is life

Why an international men’s day?

Why an international men’s day?

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s

If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s

Betrayed

Theatrical overkill.

Theatrical overkill.

I love Costco also.

I love Costco also.

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.

Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.