Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra’s recipes for hamburgers.

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra's recipes for hamburgers.

vampires are anteeth-italian?

vampires are anteeth-italian?

personality > model-person-in-a-tee

personality > model-person-in-a-tee

*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*

10 Delaware Memes to Remind you the State Exists

10 Delaware Memes to Remind you the State Exists

you’re in for a shell of a time

you’re in for a shell of a time

they had to be science textbooks

they had to be science textbooks

I want this story ASAP

I want this story ASAP

not now, brain, not now

not now, brain, not now

wow, that’s a burn

wow, that’s a burn

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…

a prime opportunity

a prime opportunity

they really went ‘generic name-brand’ on everything, huh

you’re lookin tasty

you’re lookin tasty

do I still need to bring my own bags?

do I still need to bring my own bags?

important to provide context

important to provide context