Beelzebub does make a stellar cake…
It puts the laser stick through the younglings…
Nick Offerman on being manly
Cats are the baddest.
Just Mars things.
Once you pop… THAT’S GREAT!
Has anyone else experienced this?
The determination and the power
Bill Burr on Good Day NY
Except for the ones that built that tumor…
Getting roasted by America’s Next Top Model
Dogs have descended into greatness.
Wind dies. Sun sets. Use clean coal instead!
Fresh peeled sheep.
Not going to sleep tonight.
Please pass the concentrated malk…
Happy Birthday, bro.
Dogs suck at high speed turns.
The face of betrayal.
Join the conversation
I’m something of an actor…
Gene Autry’s Cowboy Code, circa 1940.
Start spreading the news…
The Bantha in Star Wars a New Hope was played by a trained elephant named Mardji, allegedly.
hodl the jar! – Hodor, probably.
If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.
Faux News, basically.