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MRW my wife says I need to be looking for a new job but also need to come to bed because it’s late

MRW my wife says I need to be looking for a new job but also need to come to bed because it's late
this always mildly pleases me
this always mildly pleases me
they don’t make them like they used to
they don’t make them like they used to
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
its all in how you market it
its all in how you market it
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
as long as I can steal their fries…
as long as I can steal their fries…
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
words carry a lot of coding…
words carry a lot of coding…
sometimes you have to be lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
a true celebration of life
a true celebration of life
after a day of clowning around
after a day of clowning around
took+for+granted
took for granted
eau+du+toilet
eau du toilet
self+help
self help
brawliticians
brawliticians
Join the conversation
professional+slacker
professional slacker
i+thought+not
i thought not
wanting+to+leaf
wanting to leaf
canadians+be+like
canadians be like
char-trutherie
char-trutherie
%28shadow%29fax+or+fiction
(shadow)fax or fiction
whisker+risker
whisker risker
traves-tea
traves-tea