Strive to be more like Kermit.

Strive to be more like Kermit.

Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.

Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.

And my tax dollar

And my tax dollar

Try to keep up, Tommy.

Try to keep up, Tommy.

A very nerdy advent calender.

A very nerdy advent calender.

Can I consecrate this for communion?

Can I consecrate this for communion?

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

PSA: When the brakes go out

PSA: When the brakes go out

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Xi would like to know you location.

Xi would like to know you location.

I’ve made a huge misteak…

I’ve made a huge misteak…

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow it.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.