Russian spy whales reporting for duty!

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

in space, nobody one can hear you in space

not all birds should be allowed to sing at 5 am, that’s all i’m saying

bruce lee and self expression

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

he was named pants because he always wore pants

Looking back on it, Johnny Bravo may not have been aimed at kids

some people have no reason to fear being hacked and are proud of it

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

the 40 year old padawan

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors