my curves have nerves

look like something straight out of a videogame

the perfect break up text response

Leo strikes again – He broke up with his 25-year-old girlfriend and the memes are pouring in!

the slowest minute

weapon of choice – pickle

the only reason to trap a 7 foot tall fairy creature in a salt circle

just a quick fling. nothing serious

life in prison

release the bees

would you butt stuff?

roomba butler

a capybara is a rodent

the dog made the blanket better

chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet

this is so petty and i love it