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my mother would be disappointed in my diet

I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
Hidden Beach!
Hidden Beach!
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Meeting up at high school reunions…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
Mental+illness+is+pretty.
Mental illness is pretty.
Join the conversation
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Tax+dollars+at+work.
Tax dollars at work.
We+must+always+follow+universal+laws%26%238230%3B
We must always follow universal laws…
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
Bob+Ross+was+a+pizza+eater%2C+apparently.
Bob Ross was a pizza eater, apparently.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Sen.+Lindsey+Graham+wrecked+by+Woke+Sen.+Lindsey+Graham.
Sen. Lindsey Graham wrecked by Woke Sen. Lindsey Graham.