my sleep has a mind of its own

The FBI had a learning curve.

The FBI had a learning curve.

*2021 has entered the chat…*

*2021 has entered the chat…*

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Any takers?

Talk about hey now.

Talk about hey now.

The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.

The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.

Smol protein.

Maintain eye contact.

Maintain eye contact.

All your cherries are belong to me.

All your cherries are belong to me.

Heads up, y’all.

Heads up, y’all.

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

JIF of regret.

Beam me up, someone?

Beam me up, someone?

When art mimics reality.

When art mimics reality.