My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

And I took that personally.

And I took that personally.

The LARPing will continue…

The LARPing will continue…

The days were golden, and carefree.

The days were golden, and carefree.

Serena Williams’ husband.

Serena Williams’ husband.

*mic drop*

Royal logic.

Don’t forget to write…

Don’t forget to write…

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

The sponge is cheesecake!

The sponge is cheesecake!

The internet used to be cool.

The internet used to be cool.

Cigarettes are expensive in Australia.

Cigarettes are expensive in Australia.

Couples therapy is unhealthy

Couples therapy is unhealthy

Beware, the Australian…

Beware, the Australian…

I’ll take your answer off the air, thank you.

I’ll take your answer off the air, thank you.

The jokes they found along the way…

The jokes they found along the way…