My primary source of income as a kid…

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

writing a book during lockdown that everyone can relate to

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

your driving test is all about the cones

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

qr codes will never run out

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

goblins don’t watch netflix

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

which old game did you spend the most time playing?

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?