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Professor wasn’t allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.

Professor wasn't allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.
Just F’n around.
Just F’n around.
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
I would watch this movie.
I would watch this movie.
Preventing Carpal Tunnel
Preventing Carpal Tunnel
Specific and relatable, yes.
Specific and relatable, yes.
Are you winning, son?
Are you winning, son?
I can dig it.
I can dig it.
Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.
Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.
A noodle in every sip.
A noodle in every sip.
Build the wall!
Build the wall!
Bible is or bible isn’t.
Bible is or bible isn’t.
I’ve learned so much this year…
I’ve learned so much this year…
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
careful%2C+kid+bites+harder
careful, kid bites harder
siri+could+never
siri could never
small+talk%3F+i+play+dead
small talk? i play dead
geometry%3A+the+right+angle+to+nap
geometry: the right angle to nap
Join the conversation
professional+clown%2C+free+delivery
professional clown, free delivery
bless+up%2C+pressure+down
bless up, pressure down
adorable+error
adorable error
cowspiracy+theories+start+here
cowspiracy theories start here
bug+report%3A+literally+a+bug
bug report: literally a bug
office+cafeteria%2C+wild+battle+zone
office cafeteria, wild battle zone
kids+offline%2C+vibes+online
kids offline, vibes online
Oxford+Dictionary+just+exploded
Oxford Dictionary just exploded