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Professor wasn’t allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.

Professor wasn't allowed to cancel class before spring break. He sent this email to everyone in the class this morning.
I would eat there…
I would eat there…
This guy can hold an audience…
This guy can hold an audience…
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
I would watch this spin off.
I would watch this spin off.
Lost in Translation
Lost in Translation
How to survive being buried undead.
How to survive being buried undead.
Gets me every year.
Gets me every year.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
America should really up their vending machine game…
America should really up their vending machine game…
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
Birtches get scirtches.
Birtches get scirtches.
SPACE TOOTS
SPACE TOOTS
Good+yard.+Over+and+out.
Good yard. Over and out.
Vikings+doing+the+Lorde%26%238217%3Bs+work+circa+793AD
Vikings doing the Lorde’s work circa 793AD
Rice+futures+down+40%25+this+morning%26%238230%3B
Rice futures down 40% this morning…
%26%238230%3Band+my+vote%21
…and my vote!
Join the conversation
Camera+tech+101
Camera tech 101
Oh+riiiiight%26%238230%3B
Oh riiiiight…
Take+their+path.
Take their path.
It+makes+the+burger+wine+for+all+to+drink.
It makes the burger wine for all to drink.
Outstanding+move
Outstanding move
RIP+In+Peace%2C+fellow+shoppers.
RIP In Peace, fellow shoppers.
Crunch+the+numbers.
Crunch the numbers.
Who+is+Oscar%2C+anyway%3F
Who is Oscar, anyway?