% Feeling Lucky? %

My thesis is coming together nicely

My thesis is coming together nicely
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
Dieting
Dieting
This vvvvv good guy is coming with me
This vvvvv good guy is coming with me
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…
Dear mom and dad
Dear mom and dad
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
My barista is deaf.
My barista is deaf.
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!