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My Whole life was a lie

My Whole life was a lie
the bird had a right to privacy
the bird had a right to privacy
the final frontier
the final frontier
blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach
blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach
this is an actual prison in Denmark
this is an actual prison in Denmark
marry her
marry her
I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed
I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed
The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family
The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family
nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing
nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing
i’d turn on the human race, too
i’d turn on the human race, too
7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart
7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
you can do it, max!
you can do it, max!
it’s his kitten now
it’s his kitten now
holy crap
holy crap
was it worth the wait?
was it worth the wait?