It really is that simple.

It really is that simple.

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

did he do it?

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

the math adds up

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

wasted gems

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod