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This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.

This one never gets old... - that one waiter, probably.
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
Some people don’t even need a wire tap…
He’s tryin’ his best…
He’s tryin’ his best…
PSA: the Charlotte NC airport has service dogs that anyone can play with.
PSA: the Charlotte NC airport has service dogs that anyone can play with.
Accept malaria into your hearts…
Accept malaria into your hearts…
Adults lie constantly.
Adults lie constantly.
A brave new world we live in!
A brave new world we live in!
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
Safety first, bork later.
Safety first, bork later.
*confused celebrating*
*confused celebrating*
I do love a salad…
I do love a salad…
Congratulations are in order, I suppose.
Congratulations are in order, I suppose.
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
Flew better than the MAX…
Flew better than the MAX…
My picnic now…
My picnic now…
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
McHitler.
McHitler.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Words.
Words.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…