Turtles are magical creatures

Meet Anthony Borges, 15. He used his body to hold a classroom door shut, protecting 20 other students inside as the gunman fired through the door, hitting him five times.

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The marketing Gods have dressed you.

Salsa is the best part

I c e c o l d

Wendy’s never loses

Don’t fight it.

When you order the wrong Drake.

These sailors know what they’re doing.

Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.

Best execution.

Do you even vape?

Am I in Europe?

Never turn your back on Windows…

FYI, Aliens.