need nuggies

she’s full of lies and nuggets

she’s full of lies and nuggets

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

just girly things… with dad’s face

just girly things… with dad’s face

90% chance of flying bins

90% chance of flying bins

45 degrees of inner monologue

45 degrees of inner monologue

root cause? me. always me.

root cause? me. always me.

give me mars!

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

smells like genius… and melted wire

smells like genius… and melted wire

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

left with depression and cat gifs

left with depression and cat gifs

dying inside, glowing outside

dying inside, glowing outside

half human, half rotisserie chicken

half human, half rotisserie chicken

those legs? illegal in five countries

those legs? illegal in five countries