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need this to happen

omg so often
omg so often
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
giddy up!
giddy up!
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
heeded
heeded
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
mine
mine
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
fashion over function
fashion over function
target acquired
target acquired
Seems+legit.
Seems legit.
Tea+caps.
Tea caps.
How+to+grammer+natzi.
How to grammer natzi.
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?
Join the conversation
Need.
Need.
Why+do+I+fall+at+life.
Why do I fall at life.
How+I+feel.
How I feel.
How+to+crush+dreams.
How to crush dreams.
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
I+make+it+hail%26%238230%3B
I make it hail…
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arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.