% Feeling Lucky? %

Just roll with the day.

Just roll with the day.
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
if you were curious
if you were curious
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
reading is magic
reading is magic
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
All+your+base+are+belong+to+us.
All your base are belong to us.
Owls+are+70+percent+feathers%21+Deceptive+buggers.
Owls are 70 percent feathers! Deceptive buggers.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+it%26%238217%3Bs+real+or+not%26%238230%3B
I can’t tell if it’s real or not…
A+pirates+life+for+him.
A pirates life for him.
Join the conversation
Get+billed.
Get billed.
%23vapenation
#vapenation
Reverse+bamboozle.
Reverse bamboozle.
Emoticon+8-ball.
Emoticon 8-ball.
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+think+of+the++child%26%238217%3Bdren%3F%21
Won’t somebody think of the child’dren?!
Rustled+Jimmie%26%238217%3Bs.
Rustled Jimmie’s.
Dan+Rather+versus+the+media
Dan Rather versus the media
How+to+Make+Tea%2C+Basically
How to Make Tea, Basically