I can’t believe you’ve done this…

I can't believe you've done this...

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

sea urchins love hats

sea urchins love hats

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

purr-fect

live laugh lobotomy

live laugh lobotomy

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

he had too many balls in the air

he had too many balls in the air

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

never letting go

never letting go