MOM!

MOM!

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

baby faced swamp witch

baby faced swamp witch

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

political pokemon

political pokemon

when a problem comes around, you must —

when a problem comes around, you must —

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

do you even lift, nerd girl?

do you even lift, nerd girl?

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now