Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

dinner and show

dinner and show

you had a good run

you had a good run

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

popsicles

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp