never tell someone they should smile more

I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..

I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..

Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.

Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.

Kim Jong-Un versus Musician

Kim Jong-Un versus Musician

One of us! One of us!

One of us! One of us!

Hey Facebook kids…

Hey Facebook kids…

My wife is so much better looking than me…

My wife is so much better looking than me…

As a college-educated white guy on food stamps

As a college-educated white guy on food stamps

Ridesharing app for puppers

Ridesharing app for puppers

Beware, the vacuum.

Beware, the vacuum.

Fresh pressed apple juice.

Fresh pressed apple juice.

I also have a sophisticated taste in music.

I also have a sophisticated taste in music.

Dear mom and dad

Dear mom and dad

EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN

EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN

Healthy Relationships

Healthy Relationships

Egyptian strawberries!

Egyptian strawberries!