new career just dropped
it’s gone forever
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
the bird added a little salt there
with my fish
the perfect response
i just want to go to bed
they all fall down
try and read this correctly on the first try
Anyone got a wig they can spare?
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
what is this math you speak of?
hold your friend
what matter is they end up in hell!
Imma fight you.
These two look like they are having fun
Long distance relationships suck
How the internet works.
Join the conversation
I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…
John Stewart is Amazing.
Antidepressants are great.
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
Somewhere out there…
Don’t let anyone tell you jet packs aren’t real.
Do you want to get shot?
Asking the real questions…