% Feeling Lucky? %

new career just dropped

it’s gone forever
it’s gone forever
yasss
yasss
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
the bird added a little salt there
the bird added a little salt there
with my fish
with my fish
the perfect response
the perfect response
i just want to go to bed
i just want to go to bed
they all fall down
they all fall down
try and read this correctly on the first try
try and read this correctly on the first try
Anyone got a wig they can spare?
Anyone got a wig they can spare?
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
what is this math you speak of?
what is this math you speak of?
hold your friend
hold your friend
what matter is they end up in hell!
what matter is they end up in hell!
Imma+fight+you.
Imma fight you.
These+two+look+like+they+are+having+fun
These two look like they are having fun
Long+distance+relationships+suck
Long distance relationships suck
How+the+internet+works.
How the internet works.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+so+hungry+I+could+eat+a+wrench%26%238230%3B
I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…
John+Stewart+is+Amazing.
John Stewart is Amazing.
Antidepressants+are+great.
Antidepressants are great.
According+to+National+Geographic%2C+this+is+what+the+average+human+will+look+like+in+2050
According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+let+anyone+tell+you+jet+packs+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real.
Don’t let anyone tell you jet packs aren’t real.
Do+you+want+to+get+shot%3F
Do you want to get shot?
Asking+the+real+questions%26%238230%3B
Asking the real questions…