new cat old cat
Showering is not safe.
Well, when you put it like this…
Forgetting the word raincoat
You are a ghost driving a meat skeleton
The last brownie.
When something goes wrong.
When a boy holds you in the air.
What a Catch
Believe in unicorns.
Watching my friend using tinder
A fire extinguisher in every classroom.
Mom’s response to a common core question
it’s in the name
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it
Join the conversation
this is an actual CVS receipt
whatever you think is best, obi wan
i don’t see the problem
then he cried
someone help the goat!
finally, a distraction
the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real
i’m happier now