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Danke you.
Danke you.
You too?
You too?
Jingle bells, Twilight smells.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells.
The more you know.
The more you know.
Get this kid a haircut.
Get this kid a haircut.
POP!
POP!
Words.
Words.
I told a chemistry joke today…
I told a chemistry joke today…
Just meows.
Just meows.
Want.
Want.
Phil-ism.
Phil-ism.
RAWR!
RAWR!
Just shoot me.
Just shoot me.
Future hipsters of America.
Future hipsters of America.
I’m super lazy!!
I’m super lazy!!
Dear+owls+mating+outside+my+window%26%238230%3B
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Oh%2C+you+wear+a+Northface+jacket%3F
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
How+to+order+fast+food+like+a+boss.
How to order fast food like a boss.
Silly+Newt.
Silly Newt.
Join the conversation
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+ate+a+panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I%26%238217%3Bm+kind+of+a+big+dill.
I’m kind of a big dill.
It+was+me%26%238230%3B
It was me…
My+wallet+before+Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day%26%238230%3B
My wallet before Valentine’s Day…
Friend+zone%3F
Friend zone?
The+wisdom+of+Kermit.
The wisdom of Kermit.
Poor+plants.
Poor plants.