nice try, but i’m already taken

She’s a beaut

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

When Canadian Transit wrecks

Swiping is poor etiquite.

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…

Advice to live by

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

I am sure they do

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

Playing air hockey against a robot

How to raise a supervillain.

Dale knows what’s up (or down)

This one’s broken…

Pandas travel well, apparently

What being a German feels like right now