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Coming to a town near me, please…

Coming to a town near me, please...
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Hipster Doge.
Hipster Doge.
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…