no one will ever know the sidewalk was patched

When you unsubscribe from a mailing list, and they send you a confirmation email…

Just keep breathing…

Impress the kid from the start.

People are savages.

Bo Burnham being sad and deep gets me everytime

Click Farming

A refreshing twist.

This is what happens when you try to add CGI ‘enhancements’.

Set up for failure

Can’t believe they changed the Hollywood sign again

This world is getting more dangerous daily

Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress

They Forgot

How to properly brush your teeth

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