NO HIPSTERS

NO HIPSTERS

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

miracle dog

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

you know the move

you know the move

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

and now so do i

and now so do i

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually