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No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents

No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Persistence is paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
NUNS ROLL OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.