No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
When troublesome bears work from home.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Persistence is paramount.
Let them eat.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Make post tortoises great again.
The cake was always a lie.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Alaska is my favorite island.
NUNS ROLL OUT
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
I would listen to this man preach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Gordon you ignorant slut.