in case you need to hear this today

the great michael caine on why he made jaws 4

bought by purina, no doubt

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

nothing. carry on

trying to give away his secrets before it’s too late

i learned a new term today

let them have their fun!

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

tony hawk architecture is the best architecture

better embarrassing than boring!

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

if aliens aren’t mocking us right now i’d be pretty disappointed

just keep swimming

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

caught blue tongued!