The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

Scumbag brain

Fun to watch, tho.

Fortunate.

I got you, boo.

Grand opening tutter

Self awareness from Xbox

Ridiculously photogenic goat.

Sometimes The Onion’s jokes are too real

Price gouging is part of hurricane prep in Kemah, Texas.

George R. R. Martin gets to the root of the problem.

This guy created a self-sustainable plant-in-a-huge-jar project that grew for 40 years inside the jar without opening it.

Tomb carved from a single rock in Saudi Arabia

This jif is in my top ten

When the zookeeper skimps on your mangos.

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