When cards against humanity get a bit too real.
the smoke monster always finds me
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
someone check in on halloween
omg so often
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
i’d be speeding too
we were trained to be complete wrecks
no one knows what happened to it
his resume was stellar
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want.
This was just the beta…
I travel business class like a boss.
So close, dear.
Join the conversation
Take us all, then.
Comin’ for that cronch.
The right way to show skin.
It has seven gigawaffles.
It’s quick maths.
Thank you please come again.