Not designed for letting go

Not designed for letting go

there were no witnesses

there were no witnesses

ancient simpsons

ancient simpsons

good luck, punks

good luck, punks

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular

adding to my vernacular

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

it was just a misunderstanding

it was just a misunderstanding

hippotato

forever 31

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

what fish think when you’re fishing

what fish think when you’re fishing

and the answer is?

and the answer is?

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?