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The things we put up with for silence.
The things we put up with for silence.
This man sells.
This man sells.
Bubble warfare!
Bubble warfare!
Beware the tit.
Beware the tit.
Ready to roll out…
Ready to roll out…
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
Could you not, Helen?!
Could you not, Helen?!
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
It’s Britney, bitch.
It’s Britney, bitch.
*gets chlamydia…*
*gets chlamydia…*
No back out at checkout, Madre.
No back out at checkout, Madre.
Amen, then…
Amen, then…
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.
Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.
The Big Bang Theory did it first?
The Big Bang Theory did it first?
Penny+needed+a+hammock.
Penny needed a hammock.
9%2F10+dentists+take+doctoring+seriously.
9/10 dentists take doctoring seriously.
Not+all+war+is+hell.
Not all war is hell.
Get+thee+hence%2C+scurvy+strawberry%26%238230%3B+HAVE+AT+YOU%21
Get thee hence, scurvy strawberry… HAVE AT YOU!
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It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+planet%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a planet…
But+can+he+turn+water+in+to+wine%3F
But can he turn water in to wine?
The+banknotes+of+Venezuela.
The banknotes of Venezuela.
What+stage+of+capitalism+is+this%3F
What stage of capitalism is this?
D.+All+of+the+above%2C+actually.
D. All of the above, actually.
WWE+peaked+in+ought+six.
WWE peaked in ought six.
This+is+why+building+codes+are+important.
This is why building codes are important.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+about+other+peoples+food%2C+bud.
Don’t worry about other peoples food, bud.